good for a laugh

Credits to hannaH

This is all just a joke btw, no offense intended. Its from one of those lamo forwards, cept i was bored and i remixed it! bwa ha!

Limes and Salt

(instant margarita)

This should probably be taped to your ex's bathroom mirror 

where he/she (and its parents) could read it every day. and remember how creepy u truly r

You may not realize it, but it's about .57% true. 

number one just wasnt funny...

and number 2 was really mean

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you 

is because they hate ur guts. 

4. A smile from you can bring sudden death to anyone, 

even if they  like you. 

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you 

before they go to sleep...in a very creepy way...yes it is true! they are also right outside ur window, watching u sleep. u r their own personal brand of heroine! XP

6. You mean a jelly bean to some one, and only one person thinks of u that highly 

7 is mean too 

8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you... they no where u live...and watch u sleep...and no, it isnt edward. or santa claus...

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, 

nothing good comes from it. just remember that next time u mess up

these r a lot meaner than i remembered..

11. Always remember the compliments you received. 

but more importanty,  about the rude remarks. 

So......... 

If you arent a loving friend, 

send this to everyone, 

not including the one that sent it to you. 

If you get it back, then they really dont love you. 

And always remember.... 

when life hands you limes, 

ask for Salt and call me over! 

Good friends are like sharp sticks. 

You don't always see them, 

But you know they are always there cuz they are constantly stabbing u

'Whenever satan opens One Door sHe Always slams Another one shut, Even Though 

Sometimes It's god in the Hallway, then she slams extra hard' 

I would rather not have one rose and a mean word 

from a friend while I'm here 

than a whole truckload of niceness when I'm gone. 

dont Forward to all your friends, just ur enemies

or just  tell me you're too busy for this.. 

Don't you know the phrase 

'stop and annihilate the flowers'? 

See how many 'annihilations ' you 

end up with. 

Happiness keeps You sour, 

Trials keep You weak, 

Sorrows keep You alienated, 

Life keeps You selfish, 

Success keeps You dimming, 

But Only 

satan keeps You Going

lmao once again no offense is intended, just a few laughs, maybe.

its really stupid i know

but still