Let me ask you, hey have you heard of my religion? part 1

Its called the church of hot addiction, and this is how it starts:

The Church of Hot Addiction started when our god(dawglet), Gabe Saporta, was stranded in the Pleasure Ryland desert. After wandering around for days without food or water, the great gods (dawglets) of Cobra Christ abducted Gabe Saporta, saving him from certain death. The gods (dawglets) felt pity for Gabe; he was running around yelling "come on BRING IT!". Gabe was the chosen one, so the cobras decided to teach him their extreme mad dance skizzlets. 

After centuries of painful training, Gabe came to realize that "The world has its shine". The most important thing the cobras taught Gabe was to "Keep it Simple" and to "Smile for the paparazzi". Gabe's "moves where white, white hot that is". The cobras were like a father to Gabe, teaching him the ways of the "Hollaback boy".  

The cobras felt that Gabe had completed his training, and returned him to Earth. Before leaving, the cobras told Gabe "you cant be missed if you never go away". Gabe replied, "Send my love to the dance-floor, I'll see you in h***" 

Thats all for now.

We also came up with some cobra-cuss words, since all religions have some. They are:

Arboc Pihsrats

Ebag

Tykciv

Atropas

Etan

Ratyek

Dnalyr

these words are all cobra starship words spelled backwards. So yea, thats my religion, written by me and my two cousins, Meghan and Maddy. 

'Til next time!